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Mole Madness - Mike Offutt
I was eating cheese nachos
at a movie last week
when something strange came over me
But it wasn't in my stomach,
no, it was in my brain
I started thinking 'bout chemistry
My head filled up with images
of molecules and atoms
and what happens when they chemically combine
I could see 'em spinnin' round 'n round
colliding....rearranging
What was happening to my mind?
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Mole madness, it's coming to your town
Mole madness, gonna track you down
Mole madness, will get into your soul
Mole madness will make you love the mole
So I went to see my doctor
and he said, We're gonna help you.
But we have to check 'n see if you are stable.
He hooked me to a big machine
With lots of flashin' lights
Then he held up a periodic table.
Well, my heart started pounding
my blood pressure soared
my brain waves nearly broke that poor machine
my Doctor shook his head
looked me straight in the eyes and said
"It's the worst case that I have ever seen!"
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I started freaking out
and cryin? like a baby
But my Doctor said, 'Hey, don't feel blue!'
It could be worse, you could be into physics,
and besides, we got a special day for you!
That day is called mole day
And it comes every year
when we celebrate the unit called the mole
it contains 6.02 times ten to 23rd power
When you've got that much, you got a mole
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